Archive for February, 2009

The only bad-ass mullet in existence

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

If you came over to my house for a sleepover in third grade, you watched Red Sonja in all it’s fantastic, violent, bloody — and not at all age-appropriate — glory. Ah, the good old days.

Bubble Trouble

Sunday, February 15th, 2009


Those jerks let him go. The company manual specifically cited the removal of any hair (facial or otherwise), but Dan couldn’t deny who he really was.

And who he was had a righteous handlebar mustache. Man, the ladies loved that ‘stache.

Whatever. It was a scummy job anyway.

Happy Commercial Love Celebration Day!

Saturday, February 7th, 2009


He’s sweet on you. GET IT?

If you’d like to send this as a Valentine, you can find a spiffy printable version here.

Rawr no.01

Monday, February 2nd, 2009