Archive for the ‘illustration’ Category

Oh goodness, here we go again

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

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This is for Val, who hates the color black when it has a little red in it.

I don’t blame her. We designers like our black to be #000, or a nice solid K = 100. Or, if you’re feeling fancy maybe a rich black (60, 40, 40, 100). None of this really dark, dark red or blue stuff. It’s confusing.

When the oil ran out…

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

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With the fossil fuels gone, there was really only one alternative.

Yes, of course there were issues with powering our machinery with demons. They gummed the gears up with firedust, would mischievously aim their steam outputs at passersby, and would sometimes do the exact opposite of their programming.

But they almost never went on murderous rampages. Mostly never.

Camilla, please pass the tea

Friday, December 11th, 2009

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Think Think Think

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

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illusions! magic! the internet!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

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Is it a dancing bird or a wacky monster?

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. Or two, anyway.

Payback’s a Bitch

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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…or a 20-story monster driven by the kid you sprayed sour milk on last week. You know, whichever.

The Horse and Monkey make better friends than lovers

Monday, October 5th, 2009

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Grubby

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

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R: So, what color do you think I should put behind him?

J: I don’t know. Green? Purple? What is he, anyway?

R: A maggot-grub-thing.

J: I thought maggots were white.

R: He’s brown. He’s also been chopped in half and he’s smiling.
I am not exactly employing a lot of logic here.

Refashioned Idiot Box

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

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Boing.

The slippery arm of the law

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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Sheriff Nanner cannot abide lawbreakers.