Archive for the ‘illustration’ Category

While cell phones keep getting smaller…

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

ill_13I predict that a midlife crisis will become even easier to spot in the future.

Once upon a Scary-Go-Round

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

ill_12 John Allison’s Scary Go Round has remained the Favorite web comic in my bookmarks for over five years. Des is the character shown above, and the only one I trusted myself with trying to recreate without any permanently debilitating shame or self-loathing. Go! Read! Enjoy!

Bronchitisaurus

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

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I know what killed the dinosaurs — I’m working on my own extinction at the moment.

Imaginary Friends #1

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

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True story.

‘…and how are you, Mr. Wilson?”

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

ill_09bOh, that Harvey. Such a snappy dresser.

Hello… McFly?

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

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Pick your favorite McFly!

The only bad-ass mullet in existence

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

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If you came over to my house for a sleepover in third grade, you watched Red Sonja in all it’s fantastic, violent, bloody — and not at all age-appropriate — glory. Ah, the good old days.

Bubble Trouble

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

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Those jerks let him go. The company manual specifically cited the removal of any hair (facial or otherwise), but Dan couldn’t deny who he really was.

And who he was had a righteous handlebar mustache. Man, the ladies loved that ‘stache.

Whatever. It was a scummy job anyway.

Happy Commercial Love Celebration Day!

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

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He’s sweet on you. GET IT?

If you’d like to send this as a Valentine, you can find a spiffy printable version here.

Rawr no.01

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

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