The Horse and Monkey make better friends than lovers

October 5th, 2009

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Grubby

September 24th, 2009

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R: So, what color do you think I should put behind him?

J: I don’t know. Green? Purple? What is he, anyway?

R: A maggot-grub-thing.

J: I thought maggots were white.

R: He’s brown. He’s also been chopped in half and he’s smiling.
I am not exactly employing a lot of logic here.

Refashioned Idiot Box

September 23rd, 2009

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Boing.

The slippery arm of the law

September 9th, 2009

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Sheriff Nanner cannot abide lawbreakers.

August 23rd, 2009

ill_33OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR DOG

The Tortoise and the Hare

August 23rd, 2009

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Pink Panther Music Goes Here

August 22nd, 2009

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What? No, no: he’s not up to anything, no way.

Pigeons

August 18th, 2009

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The zombie pigeon is so stupid it will eat its own brains… which makes it stupider, and then it eats more of itself. It’s a vicious circle but nobody cares about pigeons anyway, so good riddance.

The zombie kitten, now THAT’S tragic.

zombie nom

August 4th, 2009

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Stayin’ Alive

July 21st, 2009

ill_29Are you going to tell him Disco’s dead?